Two days chasing down a bug and the first thing to enter my mind is “I squished a bug”. Yeah I own the album and the song was stuck in my head. So……
“I Squished a Bug” an ode to GDB, sung to the tune of “I Kissed a Girl” by Katy Perry
This was never the way I planned,
not my intention.
I got so brave,
drink in hand.
Lost my debugger
Its not what, I’m used to.
Just wanna try you on.
I’m curi-ous for you,
caught my attention.
I squished a bug and I liked it,
the trace of it’s memory was cryptic.
I squished a bug just to fry it,
I hope the maintainer don’t fight it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don’t mean it’s released tonight.
I squished a bug and I liked it.
(I liked it)
No, I dont even know your frame,
it doesn’t matter.
Your my initial save,
just out of alpha.
It’s not what good code does.
Not how it should behave.
My head gets, so confused.
Hard to assay.
I squished a bug and I liked it,
the trace of it’s memory was cryptic.
I squished a bug just to fry it,
I hope the maintainer don’t fight it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don’t mean it’s released tonight.
I squished a bug and I liked it.
(I liked it)
You are so hackable.
Soft shell, bad bits, so flipable
Hard to resist,
so stackable.
Too good to deny it.
Ain’t no big deal,
it’s innocent.
I squished a bug and I liked it,
the trace of it’s memory was cryptic.
I squished a bug just to fry it,
I hope the maintainer don’t fight it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don’t mean it’s released tonight.
I squished a bug and I liked it.
(I liked it)